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T-Pains Bachelor (horses and pumpkins)

As a send off for an old fiend who was getting hitched, I traveled back to Nova Scotia for theTyler browns bachelor party. I would miss the wedding but I did bring a dozen pumpkins and watermelons to ther party with the soul intention of smashing them while we were shit faced loaded. And smash them we did.

The party took place at the Whiteheads cottage in Margrettsville Nova Scotia. Basically just a beach head on the Bay of Fundy.

The day started with liquor and croquet and quickly escalated to pumpkin hucking and watermelon pinyada. I was also about 50 yards away from volunteering to take a BB gun shot to the arse. Fortunately I was on the right side of the liquor when the suggestion came up.

Team Horse Pumpkin Liquour is always on fire.

Da boys making sure the keg is warm and the fire has plenty of fuel.

Fuckin liquor and cave men.

Alex doing his best "Memorex Guy" impression.

Jay doing his best "Ghostface" impression.

Graham just widdling a new set of chopsticks for Tyler wedding present.

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This blog is intended to be a unfiltered, unadulterated, narrative non-fiction of my experiences. The opinions and stories expressed here may not always be tasteful or even fair, but they will always be true. If it's a greasy story I will make an attempt to hide someone's identity. But be fairly warned: if we are getting greased together, then everything that goes down is fair game for this blog. Everything else will depend on how well I remember it and how, or if, I can tie it back into a decent enough story worth writing about. Whatever happens I promise to try and keep this blog interesting, relevant and up to date.


"If I go, I'm going out shameless"

 - Gregory Alan Isakov

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